George Burns: George Burns

Quotes 

• Gracie Allen : [Ronnie needs a story for the school paper]  I've got just the thing! It was a big surprise to the Vanderlips when it happened. Thier cat had six kittens!

  Ronnie Burns : No, mother, but I need a story that's exciting.

  Gracie Allen : The cat's name is Henry.

  George Burns : Well, Ronnie, if you don't use it, I'm sure Walter Winchell will grab it.

  Gracie Allen : Oh! If Winchell dares to grab Henry in his condition, he'll hear from me!

• George Burns : In our house it works this way: Gracie reads the home section, Ronnie the sports section, and I the entertainment section. Of course, once in a while I do read the front page to see how long we'll be here to enjoy those other three sections.

• Harry Morton : George, my spouse has gone berserk!

  George Burns : Well, why don't you go with her? I understand you can get a family rate.

• George Burns : There's nothing like being the boss in your own house. And Gracie is.