Get Smart (TV Series)

How to Succeed in the Spy Business Without Really Trying (1967)

Bernie Kopell: Siegfried

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• Siegfried : [Siegfried has announced he is leaving KAOS]  Twenty years I have been with them. Stealing, robbing, lying, killing, murdering. Und what did I get out of it? Nothing! Just a lot of fun.

• Siegfried : Tell your Chief I am ready to cooperate with Control. Also I will sell them some of Kaos' top secrets.

  Maxwell Smart : All right, Siegfried, I'll tell 'em. But I don't think the Chief will trust you.

  Siegfried : Give me one good reason why he shouldn't trust me.

  Maxwell Smart : Because you're a rotten, vicious, cruel, cunning, maniacal murderer.

  Siegfried : All right, that's one. Now give me another.

• Siegfried : I happen to be a most convincing actor. You should have seen me in the KAOS workshop when I starred in 'Killing of the Shrew'.

  Shtarker : The, eh, 'Taming of the Screw'.

  Siegfried : They don't tame here, they kill!

• Siegfried : We don't ad-lib here, Shtarker. We stick to the lines.