The Ghost & Mrs. Muir (TV Series)
A Pain in the Neck (1969)
Charles Nelson Reilly: Claymore Gregg
Quotes
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Claymore Gregg : Oh, Martha, for tomorrow, what would you say to escargot a la bergonio, shish kabob and baked Alaska?
Martha Grant : You want me to answer that in front of the children?
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Claymore Gregg : [concerned about the Captain] What if, what if, what if, what if he finds out that I'm staying.
Carolyn Muir : Oh, he won't bother you.
Claymore Gregg : No, but he hates me.
Carolyn Muir : He DOESN'T hate you.
Claymore Gregg : He detests me.
Carolyn Muir : He DOESN'T hate you.
Claymore Gregg : Well, just the same, Mr. Muir... Please?
Carolyn Muir : Oh, Claymore, speaking for the Captain as well as myself, I want you to know that you are as welcome here...
Capt. Daniel Gregg : ...as an outbreak of scurvy!