Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Dear Emily and Richard (2003)

Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore

Quotes 

• Lorelai : It's from my mother.

  Rory : What is it?

  Lorelai : It's heavy. It must be her hopes and dreams for me.

  Rory : I thought she discarded those years ago.

• Sherry Tinsdale : I don't know what to do.

  Lorelai : Well the first thing you have to do is calm down and stop working.

  Sherry Tinsdale : Okay.

  Lorelai : And the second thing is you need to tell me why you're sitting like that.

  Sherry Tinsdale : Maureen told me that Howard Stern said that if you squat it makes the baby come out faster.

  Lorelai : Okay! So long as you have a sane reason from a reliable source.

• Lorelai : Hello?

  Rory : Mom, they're giving me gloves.

  Lorelai : What are you talking about?

  Rory : I don't want gloves, I don't want a gown, I don't wanna be in there.

  Lorelai : In where?

  Rory : In the delivery room with Sherry.

  Lorelai : What?

  Rory : Dad's not here yet and she's freaking out and she told the nurse I'm going in.

  Lorelai : Where are her other friends?

  Rory : They had to work, I'm here all by myself, and I'm trying to be calm but I'm starting to feel nauseous and... and the hospital has a smell, and there are noises, and those gowns do not stay closed, and I've seen a lot of butts today, and and...

  Lorelai : Ok sweetie, calm down.

  Rory : I need you.

  Lorelai : Rory?

  Rory : I need you, I need you here, I need you now, I cannot do this alone, I need my mommy and damn it, I don't care who knows it!

  Lorelai : What hospital is it?

  Rory : Boston Memorial. I really really like you.

  Lorelai : Tell Sherry to keep her legs closed till I get there.

  Rory : Does that work?

  Lorelai : No, bye.

• Lorelai : [entering Luke's]  Okay! I have five minutes to drink as much coffee as I can before I have to drive to Hartford to spend the evening with my mother alone, and who am I saying this to?

  Kirk Gleason : I was listening.

  Lorelai : Where's Luke?

  Kirk Gleason : I don't know.

  Lorelai : Well is he here? Is he coming back? How fresh is that pot?

  Kirk Gleason : I don't know, I don't know, it was sitting there when I got here but that's only been a minute so I don't know.

  Lorelai : [Luke enters]  Oh, thank god. Hey, I desperately need a maaassive cup of coffee to go, and - What happened to your face?

  Luke Danes : What do you mean?

  Lorelai : It's - visible.

  Luke Danes : Oh, I shaved.

  Lorelai : Are you going to the bank?

  Luke Danes : No.

  Lorelai : Funeral?

  Luke Danes : No.

  Lorelai : Drag club?

  Luke Danes : Let's get you your coffee, shall we?