Home Improvement (TV Series)

Look Who's Not Talking (1991)

Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor

Quotes 

• Tim Taylor : Don't think of the audience as a group. When I first did "Tool Time", I was petrified, so I tried to visualize it as just one person.

  Jill Taylor : The first time you did "Tool Time", there *was* just one person.

• Jill Taylor : Do you really think I can do this thing?

  Tim Taylor : Yes, of course; you can do anything you want, Jill. Nobody thought you could land me as a husband, and...

  [he grins widely] 

  Jill Taylor : Well, that's certainly inspirational.

• Jill Taylor : I just feel self-conscious getting up in front of a group of people.

  Tim Taylor : You don't like the way you look?

  Jill Taylor : What's wrong with the way I look?

  Tim Taylor : Nothing - it was just a question.

  Jill Taylor : Why was that the *first* question you asked?

  Tim Taylor : All right, here's another first question: Are you so attractive and thin you're afraid to go up in front of people?

  Jill Taylor : So what are you saying? I'm fat and ugly?

  [at a loss, Tim tries to ignore her] 

• Jill Taylor : I'm going to be standing in front of 250 people. That's 500 eyes watching me, 500 ears listening to me.

  Tim Taylor : Ugh, that's a thousand organs. No wonder you're nervous.