Home Improvement (TV Series)

Look Who's Not Talking (1991)

Richard Karn: Al Borland

Quotes 

• Tim Taylor : There's nothing wrong with a man doing housework; I mean, Al does a lot of the cleaning around here.

  Al Borland : I do *all* the cleaning, Tim.

  Tim Taylor : Yeah, right, Al.

  Al Borland : I could use some help.

  Tim Taylor : We all could, Al.

• Al Borland : Do anything fun this weekend?

  Mark Taylor : Daddy and I dressed up like women.

  Al Borland : ...Oh, really?

  Tim Taylor : It's not like it sounds, Al.

  Mark Taylor : Daddy had Mommy's hat on, and we both wore earrings.

  Al Borland : Well, of course; earrings would complete the ensemble.

  Tim Taylor : It's not like I had a bra on or anything, Al.

  Al Borland : Well, maybe next time, Tim.