Home Improvement (TV Series)

Up Your Alley (1992)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

Quotes 

• Tim : [Bowling]  You're dead, pin. You're dead. You and your nine scrawny friends too.

  [Throws the ball] 

  Mark : Yay, Daddy, you did it. You knocked down that one pin.

  Jill : And you left his nine scrawny friends.

• Jill : We're keeping score.

  Tim : I thought you didn't want to keep score.

  Jill : Oh, is the great big, bad bowling man afraid his itty-bitty wife is going to beat him?

  Tim : Is the itty-bitty wife afraid the big, bad bowling man is going to leave her in the PARKING LOT?

• Tim : Okay, Mark, you're going to be seeing raw power in motion. Arr arr arr. Raw power in the form of precision fluid movements with a bowling pin-type radar able to destroy every thing in its path. Oh. Oh. Oh.

  Jill : Gutter ball.

• Randy : What did the moron have for breakfast?

  Tim : I don't know.

  Randy : This morning you had scrambled eggs and toast.

• Tim : I got a great joke for you. What did the moron have for breakfast?

  Jill : Today you had cereal and an English muffin.