I Love Lucy (TV Series)

Lucy Gets a Paris Gown (1956)

William Frawley: Fred Mertz

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Quotes 

• Fred Mertz : Look, turning our wives loose in that place is like taking 2 mice on a tour through a cheese factory.

• Ethel Mertz : I'm wearing some of that potent perfume too, Freddie.

  [Fred sniffs her] 

  Ethel Mertz : Well?

  Fred Mertz : Nice try.

• Ethel Mertz : Look Lucy, there's one of the models from the show.

  Lucy Ricardo : Did you ever see anything like that in your life?

  Ethel Mertz : Never. Absolutely out of this world.

  Fred Mertz : That explains it. They're from Mars.

• Fred Mertz : Yeah, that hunger strike's a good idea. Ethyl, why don't you...

  Ethel Mertz : Shut up.