I Love Lucy (TV Series)

Lucy Goes to Scotland (1956)

Desi Arnaz: Ricky Ricardo

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• Ricky Ricardo : The dragon is comin'! The dragon is comin'!

  Mayor : Throw the McGillicuddy to it!

  Lucy Ricardo : No, no, I don't have to be eaten! No, no, I don't have to be eaten! Scotty said he would fight the dragon for me! Didn't you, Scotty?

  Ricky Ricardo : Well...

  Lucy Ricardo : What do you mean, 'well'? You just said for Bonnie Annie Lucy, you would lay you down and die!

  Ricky Ricardo : I said no such thin'. I said I'd lay me doon and dee.

  Lucy Ricardo : Well, that's what 'doon and dee' means!

  Ricky Ricardo : Are you kiddin'?

• Lucy Ricardo : [Fred and Ethel drop by after a Scottish show, and Fred is twirling a toy on a stick]  What is that?

  Fred Mertz : It's a dragon. I bought it to take home to Little Ricky. I thought it was somthin' different.

  Ricky Ricardo : Well, it's different, all right.

  Lucy Ricardo : Well, I have never seen anything like this before.

  Fred Mertz : Really? Well, when I was a kid they had toy dragons.

  Ethel Mertz : When you were a kid, they had real dragons!

• Mayor : [Ricky appears as Scotty MacArdo in a dream sequence]  Here comes Scotty MacArdo, and he's in a terrrrrible dither.

  Ricky Ricardo : Mayor, mayor, mayor, I'm in a terrrrrible dither. I just saw the drrrrragon.

  Mayor : No! When did he arrive?

  Ricky Ricardo : Last nicht... I could see him because it was a braw, bricht, moonlicht nicht, last nicht. We must flee. Rrrrun, rrrrun!

  Mayor : Not so fast, not so fast. Hold yer britches.

  Ricky Ricardo : What britches?

  Mayor : Well, the one yer wearin' under yer kilts.

  Ricky Ricardo : You're supposed to wear britches?