"I Love Lucy" Lucy Goes to Scotland (TV Episode 1956) - Larry Orenstein as Mayor

Ricky Ricardo : The dragon is comin'! The dragon is comin'!

Mayor : Throw the McGillicuddy to it!

Lucy Ricardo : No, no, I don't have to be eaten! No, no, I don't have to be eaten! Scotty said he would fight the dragon for me! Didn't you, Scotty?

Ricky Ricardo : Well...

Lucy Ricardo : What do you mean, 'well'? You just said for Bonnie Annie Lucy, you would lay you down and die!

Ricky Ricardo : I said no such thin'. I said I'd lay me doon and dee.

Lucy Ricardo : Well, that's what 'doon and dee' means!

Ricky Ricardo : Are you kiddin'?
Mayor : [Ricky appears as Scotty MacArdo in a dream sequence] Here comes Scotty MacArdo, and he's in a terrrrrible dither.

Ricky Ricardo : Mayor, mayor, mayor, I'm in a terrrrrible dither. I just saw the drrrrragon.

Mayor : No! When did he arrive?

Ricky Ricardo : Last nicht... I could see him because it was a braw, bricht, moonlicht nicht, last nicht. We must flee. Rrrrun, rrrrun!

Mayor : Not so fast, not so fast. Hold yer britches.

Ricky Ricardo : What britches?

Mayor : Well, the one yer wearin' under yer kilts.

Ricky Ricardo : You're supposed to wear britches?
Mayor : When you meet a McGillicuddy comin' through the rye, then ya got a real buddy who for you would die! There's nothin' a McGillicuddy would not do for ye!
Lucy Ricardo : Some cousins of my mother's - are they around here yet?

Mayor : Er - McGillicuddy brothers?

Lucy Ricardo : Aye!

Mayor : Hail fellas well et!

Larry Orenstein: Mayor