I Love Lucy (TV Series)
Lucy Has Her Eyes Examined (1953)
Vivian Vance: Ethel Mertz
Quotes
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Ethel Mertz : Lucy, have you seen Fred?
Lucy Ricardo : No, honey, I haven't...
Fred Mertz : [Fred comes in the other door] Hey, Lucy, have you seen Ethel?
Ethel Mertz : Oh, there you are.
Fred Mertz : Oh, there *you* are. Where have you been?
Ethel Mertz : I've been lookin' for you. Where have you been?
Fred Mertz : I've been lookin' for you. Where have *you* been?
Ethel Mertz : I've been lookin'...
Lucy Ricardo : Oh, now, wait a minute. You found each other. Now go on from there.
Fred Mertz : What d'you want?
Ethel Mertz : I wanted to tell you to be sure and sandpaper that new banister you put in, before some idiot runs his hand down it and picks up a splinter. What'd you want?
Fred Mertz : I was wonderin' if you'd help me get this splinter out of my hand.