I Love Lucy (TV Series)
Lucy in the Swiss Alps (1956)
Vivian Vance: Ethel Mertz
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Quotes
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Ethel Mertz : Fred, I've got a confession to make to you.
Fred Mertz : What is it, Honeybunch?
Ethel Mertz : You remember when we were married, I said I was 18? I was 19.
Fred Mertz : I've got something to tell you, too. You were 24.
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Lucy Ricardo : [to Ricky] How can you think about a stale show when we're all about to be turned into human popsicles?
Ricky Ricardo : Well don't pick on me. You were the one who slammed the door.
Ethel Mertz : Yes, and you were also the one who sneezed.
Fred Mertz : Yeah, and you were ALSO the one that had the hot idea about going mountain climbing.
Lucy Ricardo : All right, so I did a few wrong things. I wasn't the only one. We wouldn't be here in the first place if Fred hadn't bungled and sent the band to the wrong place.
Ricky Ricardo : Yeah.
Ethel Mertz : [to Fred] She's right. This is all your fault.
Fred Mertz : Is that so?
Ethel Mertz : Oh, what a dumb-bunny trick!
Fred Mertz : It's your fault. You're the one that sat on my glasses!
Ethel Mertz : MY fault?
Fred Mertz : Yes!
Lucy Ricardo : Well, actually the whole thing is Ricky's fault.
Ricky Ricardo : MY fault?
Lucy Ricardo : Yes. If you hadn't left Cuba and come to America, we wouldn't have gotten married and we wouldn't be in Switzerland in the first place!
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Lucy Ricardo : [taking in the view from the Mertz hotel room in Switzerland] Isn't that the greatest sight you've ever seen? Imagine having an Alp right outside your window.
Ethel Mertz : Oh, Lucy, it's all so beautiful it leaves me absolutely speechless.
Fred Mertz : Yeah, why'd you have to louse it up, Lucy. That's the first time she's stopped talking since we've been married.
Ethel Mertz : Ohhhhh, Fred, you haven't even looked out the window. Haven't you any appreciation for beauty?
Fred Mertz : What are you doin', Ethel, fishin' for insults?