I Love Lucy (TV Series)
Lucy's Last Birthday (1953)
Lucille Ball: Lucy Ricardo
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Quotes
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Lucy Ricardo : [Mrs Trumbull drops in and sings "Happy Birthday" to Lucy] Well, thank you very much, Mrs Trumbull, but today isn't my birthday.
Mrs. Trumbull : It isn't?
Lucy Ricardo : No.
Mrs. Trumbull : But I wrote the date down when the Mertzes gave you that birthday party last year. Can't understand how I could have made such a mistake. When is your birthday?
Lucy Ricardo : Never.
Mrs. Trumbull : What?
Lucy Ricardo : I had my last birthday a year ago today.
Mrs. Trumbull : Ohh, ha ha, so you've reached that point. I know how you feel. I stopped having birthdays when I was your age. At least I think I was your age. How old are you?
Lucy Ricardo : How old were you when you stopped?
Mrs. Trumbull : My last birthday was my twenty-ninth.
Lucy Ricardo : You were just my age.
Mrs. Trumbull : That's what I figured. I was thirty-four at the time.
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Leader of the Band : [the Friends of the Friendless march by as Lucy is sitting alone on a park bench, crying and hiccuping] We, who know what it is to be lonely, cast off and forgotten, bring you friendship.
Lucy Ricardo : Oh, well, thanks just the same, but I'm all right.
Leader of the Band : Oh, open up your heart and let our friendship in. We know what it is to have to spend the night on a park bench.
Lucy Ricardo : Oh, you've got me all wrong. I'm all right. I've got plenty of money.
Leader of the Band : We're sure of that.
Lucy Ricardo : No, really.
[she hiccups]
Lucy Ricardo : I'm loaded.
Leader of the Band : We're sure of that, too!