I Love Lucy (TV Series)

Oil Wells (1954)

William Frawley: Fred Mertz

Quotes 

• Ethel Mertz : [the Ricardos and Mertzes have just bought shares in some oil wells]  Y'know, I think I'm gonna like being a millionaire.

  Lucy Ricardo : Millionaire. Millionaire. You know, I've said it so often, it doesn't mean much any more.

  Ethel Mertz : You know somethin'... we might even get to be billionaires.

  Lucy Ricardo : Yeah, or even trillionaires.

  Ethel Mertz : Or even zillionaires.

  Lucy Ricardo : Yeah, or even... what comes after zillionaires?

  Fred Mertz : The Income Tax Department.