I Love Lucy (TV Series)

Staten Island Ferry (1956)

Lucille Ball: Lucy Ricardo

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Quotes 

• Lucy Ricardo : We're depending on you to be our guide in Germany. Have you been studying your German?

  Fred Mertz : Jawohl, Fräulein.

  Lucy Ricardo : Hey, that's wonderful.

  Fred Mertz : Geben, uh, sie mie, uh, ein Stein Würzburger.

  Lucy Ricardo : Oh, great! What does that mean?

  Ethel Mertz : What do you think it means? Gimme a glass of beer.

  Lucy Ricardo : Is that all he's learned?

  Ethel Mertz : Nope. He's learned how to order nine different kinds of beer. Oh, we're gonna have an interesting time in Germany.

• Ethel Mertz : You'd think with your own photographer and 50 different poses a piece, we would've gotten at least one good picture.

  Lucy Ricardo : I just don't understand it. This is the same photographer that took our wedding pictures 15 years ago and we looked great. Well I guess they're just not making cameras like they used to.

  Ethel Mertz : Hey, I just had a horrible thought.

  Lucy Ricardo : What?

  Ethel Mertz : Maybe we really look like this.

  Lucy Ricardo : Bite your tongue.