I Love Lucy (TV Series)
The Black Wig (1954)
Desi Arnaz: Ricky Ricardo
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Quotes
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Lucy Ricardo : [after seeing an Italian movie, Lucy wants to change her look] You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get an Italian haircut.
Ricky Ricardo : Oh, no you're not.
Lucy Ricardo : Why not?
Ricky Ricardo : Because I like your hair the way it is.
Lucy Ricardo : Yeah, but it would look so good short. Please?
Ricky Ricardo : Look, for my son's sake, No.
Lucy Ricardo : What do you mean, for your son's sake?
Ricky Ricardo : I'll 'splain.
Lucy Ricardo : OK, 'splain.
Ricky Ricardo : All people in the world are divided into two groups: men and women.
Lucy Ricardo : I know, it's a wonderful arrangement.
Ricky Ricardo : Now, men have short hair, and women have long hair. That's the difference between 'em.
Lucy Ricardo : Oh?
Ricky Ricardo : I don't want my son to be confused. He should know whether he should call you 'mother' or 'father'.