I Love Lucy (TV Series)
The Charm School (1954)
William Frawley: Fred Mertz
Photos
Quotes
-
Ricky Ricardo : Now what do you think this pleasant surprise could be?
Fred Mertz : Maybe they're leaving us?
-
Lucy Ricardo : [Lucy, dressed in a stunning, skin-tight evening gown prances into the room, showing off her new glamorous look] May I have a light, please? Thanks awfully, darling.
Ricky Ricardo : Who is that?
Fred Mertz : It looks like Lucy.
Ricky Ricardo : Lucy?
Lucy Ricardo : Yes, dah-ling?
Ricky Ricardo : It is Lucy.
Fred Mertz : Well, what do you know.
Lucy Ricardo : [Door buzzer sounds] That must be my dear friend, Ethel. Please Fred, I'll open the door.
Fred Mertz : Open it? I was going to LOCK it!
Lucy Ricardo : Oh my dear fellow. You have such a refreshing wit.
[Opens door]
Ethel Mertz : [Ethel strolls in, dressed in a tight leopard skin evening gown] I hope I didn't hold up the party.
Lucy Ricardo : Not at all, darling. Do come in.
Ricky Ricardo : [Can't believe his eyes regarding Ethel's transformation] Who's that?
Fred Mertz : Who's that? WHAT'S that?
-
Ricky Ricardo : [after Lucy and Ethel, laughably made up, have left the room] Did you ever see anything like that?
Fred Mertz : I was waiting for Ethel to say, "Trick or treat!"