I Love Lucy (TV Series)

The Handcuffs (1952)

Lucille Ball: Lucy Ricardo

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Quotes 

• Lucy Ricardo : But Ricky, tonight is Monday. You were going to take me to a movie and dinner.

  Ricky Ricardo : I was?

  Lucy Ricardo : Well, I didn't tell you about it yet, but you were.

• Ricky Ricardo : [Upset at being handcuffed to Lucy, with no key]  Oh... no... Well, genius, what now? Are we gonna go through life like this?

  [Shows handcuffs] 

  Lucy Ricardo : Now, you remember when we were married, you wanted to be joined together in matrimony... ha ha ha!

  Ricky Ricardo : And, as I recall, it was "'til death do us part."

  Lucy Ricardo : Yeah, that's right!

  Ricky Ricardo : That event is about to take place right now!

• Lucy Ricardo : [Lucy calls a locksmith]  Hello! Are you the locksmith? Uh, well this is Mrs Ricky Ricardo at 623 E 68th St. Yes. Uh, by accident, my husband and I got handcuffed together, and we'd like you to come over and take them off for us.

  [Listens to locksmith; looks disgusted] 

  Lucy Ricardo : No, we didn't escape from jail!