I Love Lucy (TV Series)

The Homecoming (1955)

Lucille Ball: Lucy Ricardo

Quotes 

• Ricky Ricardo : Uh, Lucy?

  Lucy Ricardo : Yes, dear?

  Ricky Ricardo : My cigarette ashes are about to fall off.

  Lucy Ricardo : Well, honey, there's an ash tray right there.

  Ricky Ricardo : I don't seem to be able to reach it!

  Lucy Ricardo : Well, neither can I!

  Ricky Ricardo : Well, uh, what do you want me to do with them?

  Lucy Ricardo : [finally snapping]  I don't care *what* you do with them! And I don't care whether your shoes are shined or not, and I don't care about your typing, and you can take care of your own music!

  Ricky Ricardo : Is that so?

  Lucy Ricardo : Yes, that's so! What do you think of that? And I'm not going to lift a little finger to help you anymore! You can answer your own phone, shine your own shoes, type your own lyrics, light your own cigarettes, and knock off your own ashes! And if you want another roast pig you can crawl in the oven yourself, you big ham!