The Jack Benny Program (TV Series)

The Lucille Ball Show (1964)

Jack Benny: Jack Benny, Paul Revere

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Quotes 

• Lucille Ball : [as Rachel Revere]  After all, who can you trust if you can't trust Benedict Arnold?

  Jack Benny : [as Paul Revere]  Benny never did a dishonest thing in his life.

• Jack Benny : [as Paul Revere, after singing a few bars of "Hello Dolly]  This is a song that hasn't even been written yet!

• Jack Benny : [as Paul Revere, about his lack of hair]  George! What happened?

  Don Wilson : [as George Washington]  I cannot tell a lie. I'm bald.

• Jack Benny : [as Paul Revere]  Rachel, I must go! There's a light burning in the steeple of the old North Church.

  Lucille Ball : [as Rachel Revere]  Well, let it burn. You're not paying the bill!

• Jack Benny : [as Paul Revere, reading a note from his wife]  Well how do you like that. My wife is making the trip. Well, I hope Longfellow doesn't find out.