The Lucy Show (TV Series)

Lucy Meets the Law (1967)

Lucille Ball: Lucy Carmichael

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Lucy Carmichael : Oh, boy. That's the biggest sale I ever went to.

  Mary Jane Lewis : What a mob!

  Lucy Carmichael : Yeah, I never saw such pushing and shoving in my life. Push push push! Shove shove shove! And some of the women still wouldn't let me through! What's so funny?

  Mary Jane Lewis : Whoever said women were the weaker sex never went shopping with us.

• Hard Head Hogan : [after Lucy enters a jail cell]  What are you in for?

  Lucy Carmichael : Just getting rid of some paper.