The Lucy Show (TV Series)
Lucy and Robert Goulet (1967)
Lucille Ball: Lucy Carmichael
Quotes
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[Lucy and Dorothy are at the restaurant. The waitress is taking their orders]
Dorothy : I'll have a cup of tea.
Waitress : [writing down] And...?
Dorothy : That's it.
Lucy Carmichael : And I'll have a bowl of hot water.
Waitress : [exclaims] A bowl of hot water! Did you come here to eat or take a bath?
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[first lines]
Waitress : Are you ready to order?
Lucy Carmichael : Not yet, I'm waiting for some friends.
Waitress : Okay.
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Lucy Carmichael : Mr. Willis? Mr. Willis. Do you really need money?
Chuck Willis : Oh, no. No, no, I'm really an eccentric millionaire. Course I need money!
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Lucy Carmichael : Why you just take wonderful, wonderful pictures. This picture of Mrs. Mooney is just fantastic.
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney : That is a picture of the Grand Canyon. You know it does look like Irma with her mouth open.
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Lucy Carmichael : [negotiating with Mr. Mooney] Why should you get half of my half? I'll give you 10 per cent.
Mr. Theodore J. Mooney : Mrs. Carmichael, you do not bargain with Leonardo Da Vinci.
