The Lucy Show (TV Series)

Lucy and the Lost Star (1968)

Joan Crawford: Joan Crawford

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Quotes 

• Joan Crawford : Mr. Mooney, your basket of food was not wasted. I donated it to a very worthy charity.

  Mr Theodore J Mooney : Oh, good, than it's deductible.

  Joan Crawford : I know. I'm deducting it.

• Agent : Joan, if you don't want to go back to work perhaps you can help someone else get a job.

  Joan Crawford : Sure, how?

  Agent : Well I have an offer for another performer who appeared in the show with you. Now I'd like the name...

  Lucy Carmichael : It's me! It's me!

  Agent : No, I'm afraid not. The producer said he was interested in the fat one.

  Vivian Bunson : That's me!

  Agent : I don't think so. He said the fat one with the mustache.

  Mr Theodore J Mooney : [bragging to Lucy and Viv]  Hey, when you've got it, you've got it!