Married... with Children (TV Series)

Lez Be Friends (1997)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy, Mandy

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Quotes 

• Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Go home!

  Al Bundy : I'd like to, but my living room is full of women, men and your cousin.

• Al Bundy : How did a thing like this happen to you? Were you stood up to the prom? Go to prison? I know, it was summer camp, wasn't it? You sprained a muscle skinny-dipping and the beautiful blond counselor, let's call her Betty, carried you back to her cabin and gave you a massage, and before you knew it, you were a love slave in an all-girls sex cult.

  Mandy : Yeah, that's what happened. You saw that in a video, didn't you, Al?

  Al Bundy : Yeah, my favorite!

  Mandy : Mine, too! So you don't have a problem with two women being together?

  Al Bundy : No... as long as there's a guy watching.

• [Al opens his front door and sees Marcy's identical cousin, Mandy] 

  Al Bundy : Hey Peg, look here. The fifth Beatle.

  Mandy : [husky voice]  I'm not Marcy. I'm Mandy, Marcy's cousin.

  Peggy Bundy : Wow, you and Marcy really do look alike.

  Mandy : You think so? I know I'm no supermodel, but I never really thought I looked like a chicken.

  Al Bundy : [laughs]  I like her. You're all right, Mandy.

• Mandy : Actually, Al, I'm involved.

  Al Bundy : Who's the lucky guy?

  Mandy : Barbara.

  Al Bundy : Barbara? Sounds like he's a little light in the loafers.

  Mandy : Actually, she's a little heavy in the construction boots.