Only Fools and Horses (TV Series)
May the Force Be with You (1983)
David Jason: Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter
Quotes
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Del Boy : You dirty, stinking...
Inspector Roy Slater : Careful, Del. I don't want have to add offensive language to your ever-growing list of offences.
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Inspector Roy Slater : Remember Del? All us lads down the river playing pirates! Boycie was the first mate, Trigger was Long John Silver... What Part did I play Del?
Del Boy : You played the bloke what walked the plank!
Inspector Roy Slater : Ye that's right... I was always the bloke that walked the plank! I was in and out of that water more times than a ducks head! I always wanted to be BlueBeard!
Del Boy : Well you should have asked!
Inspector Roy Slater : I did lots of times but you'd never let me!
Del Boy : I did once
Inspector Roy Slater : Oh ye I remember that was the day that BlueBeard had to walk the plank wasn't it!
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Del Boy : I mean, I don't ask much of you, do I? But even when I ask you to do the simplest things, you let me down!
Grandad : Oh, shut up!
Del Boy : I mean, she won't wanna know me now, will she? Not after last night.
Grandad : I ain't bothered.
Del Boy : I invited her here all the way from Canning Town for a nice, quiet, intimate candle-lit dinner, and all I asked you to do was put the box of wine in the fridge, and the tub of neopolitan ice-cream in the freezer. But no, you get that all arse about face, don't you? So, come nine o'clock, all I could offer her was a bowl of gunge and a beaujolais ice lolly!
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Inspector Roy Slater : [On the phone] Well I'll get back you as soon as I've got some information sir... . Ok sir... Thank you very much sir... Thank you once again sir... Ok sir... Bye for now sir. Bye.
[Hangs up]
Inspector Roy Slater : Do you know who that was?
Del Boy : The wife?
