Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (TV Series)
Environmental Hysteria (2003)
Penn Jillette: Self - Host
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Quotes
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Penn Jillette : As we gather more data, we advance our ideas and our theories. Okay, the environmental movement has gone from global cooling to global warming, but
[shouting]
Penn Jillette : they must remember that we're still gathering information! We're not sure yet!
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H2O Petitioner : Can I get you guys to sign a petition?
[When asked, "For what?" she replies:]
H2O Petitioner : For banning dihydrogen monoxide.
[the signer says, "Oh yeah, I'll sign that."]
H2O Petitioner : Thank you very much!
Penn Jillette : And our petition woman was getting signatures right and left. Oh, okay, mostly left; but man, there's a lot of people against that evil water.
H2O Petitioner : It's everywhere, and we really just need to ban it.
Penn Jillette : These passionate, informed people didn't even need to ask what dihydrogen monoxide is. They didn't... even... ask.