Pie in the Sky (TV Series)
The Truth Will Out (1994)
Ashley Russell: John
Quotes
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Henry Crabbe : [reading a menu] Wild duck pancake in a cherry sauce. You know, this menu was written by a deeply disturbed person.
John : Are you ready to order, madam?
P.C. Cambridge : Um, I'll just have the goat's cheese and grapefruit salad, thank you.
John : One Hawaiian salad. And for you, sir?
Henry Crabbe : Uh, the um, the plaice fillets in brandy and mustard sauce. Is there any chance I could have the plaice minus the sauce, fascinating as that sounds?
John : No, I'm afraid that wouldn't be possible, sir.
Henry Crabbe : But all you've got to do is ask the chef not to put any sauce on the unfortunate fish.
John : The meals are precooked, sir, boil-in-the-bag. All the chef has to do is to microwave them and snip open the bags. Even that's beyond him half the time.
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John : This omelette. It's um... I don't know, different. I can't explain it.
P.C. Cambridge : It's the Crabbe Effect.
John : What's that?
P.C. Cambridge : It's what happens when normally rational, articulate people eat his food. They get a faraway look in their eyes and start rambling.