Sanford and Son (TV Series)

Fred & Carol and Fred & Donna (1972)

Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford

Quotes 

• Fred G. Sanford : Listen, I went through a lot of expense to make this a romantic evening. I even got some pink Champagne chilling in the refrigerator.

  Lamont Sanford : You bought Champagne?

  Fred G. Sanford : Well, not really. It's really ginger ale and Ripple. See, I call it Champipple.

• Fred G. Sanford : Listen, Lamont, I'm not married. I still gotta sow some wild oats.

  Lamont Sanford : Pop, at your age you ain't got no wild oats; you got shredded wheat.

  Fred G. Sanford : Okay, so I got shredded wheat, but I still got a whole lot of snap, crackle and pop left.