Sanford and Son (TV Series)

Here Today, Gone Today (1977)

Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford

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Quotes 

• Fred G. Sanford : There's somethin' on TV I really want to see tonight, Son. It's a very sad episode of "The Six Million Dollar Man."

  Lamont Sanford : Aw, Pop.

  Fred G. Sanford : But it is, Son. Y'see, the Six Million Dollar Man becomes outdated, so they donate his vital organs to a used car lot in El Segundo.

• Lamont Sanford : I'm gonna call the police!

  Fred G. Sanford : Yeah, tell 'em we were robbed by a gang of weirdos!

  Lamont Sanford : Why do you say they were weirdos?

  Fred G. Sanford : Who else would steal Esther's picture?

• Lamont Sanford : [after they come in the house and find it picked virtually clean, Fred freaks out]  Calm down. Calm down, pop. Just sit down.

  Fred G. Sanford : On what?

• Fred G. Sanford : [after they loaded up the truck with the new furniture, then it was stolen]  Son, remember earlier when I had a big one?

  Lamont Sanford : Yeah?

  Fred G. Sanford : [Clutches his chest]  This is a *bigger one*!