Sanford and Son (TV Series)
Lamont in Love (1976)
Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford
Quotes
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Bubba Bexley : [Describing a film to Fred] The part of the concerned father was played by that great athlete Charles Laughton, who played hunchback for Notre Dame.
Fred G. Sanford : Uh, Bubba, when you talk, don't use your mouth.
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Lamont Sanford : Is this gonna be one of those conversations about the facts of life?
Fred G. Sanford : Yes.
Lamont Sanford : Whetre you tell me about the birds and the bees?
Fred G. Sanford : No. I want you to tell me about the bids and the bees, 'cause I ain't been stung in years.
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Mrs. Hopkins : Well, I guess I better be off, yes?
Fred G. Sanford : Yes, you are a little off.
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Fred G. Sanford : [In disguise as Colombo] I'm the Falcon. Peter Falcon.
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Fred G. Sanford : Go on home, Esther, by yourself. See, you'll be safe 'cause it's "Be Kind To Someone Ugly Week."