Sanford and Son (TV Series)
The Headache (1975)
Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford
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Quotes
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Lamont Sanford : I've had this headache for two days, man!
Fred G. Sanford : Well, listen, son, maybe I can diagnose your case.
Lamont Sanford : What?
Fred G. Sanford : I watch Dr. Woodfield on "Death Valley Hospital" all the time, and maybe I can help you.
Lamont Sanford : Well, go ahead. I'll try anything to get rid of this headache.
Fred G. Sanford : Alright, then, well, would you get up on the table, miss?
Lamont Sanford : What are you talking about?
Fred G. Sanford : Well, you see, Dr. Woodfield is a gynecologist.
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Fred G. Sanford : [to the doctor, after being caught lying to his office by reporting that Lamont is only two years old] What difference does it make how old he is anyway?
Pediatrician : Oh, it makes quite a difference. I'm a pediatrician.
Fred G. Sanford : Oh, I'm Methodist myself.
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Psychologist : [Analyzing Fred] Let's try some ink spots.
Fred G. Sanford : Ink Spots? Sure.
[Standing up and breaking into song]
Fred G. Sanford : "How can I be sure this is love beyond compaaaaaare...?"