Sanford and Son (TV Series)

The Headache (1975)

Darrell Zwerling: Pediatrician

Quotes 

• Fred G. Sanford : [to the doctor, after being caught lying to his office by reporting that Lamont is only two years old]  What difference does it make how old he is anyway?

  Pediatrician : Oh, it makes quite a difference. I'm a pediatrician.

  Fred G. Sanford : Oh, I'm Methodist myself.