Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Lindsay Lohan/Usher (2004)

Rachel Dratch: Various, Hilary Duff, Harry Potter, Debbie Downer

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Quotes 

• Debbie Downer : [at Disney World]  By the way... it's official... I can't have children.

• Lindsay Lohan : [during a visit to Disney World]  This is my dream come true! I mean, I'm totally serious. Tigger hugged me at the door and almost thought I was gonna cry!

  Debbie Downer : I guess Roy's isn't doing as well as they first thought.

  Amy Poehler : What? Who's Roy?

  Debbie Downer : Roy of Siegfried and Roy. He was attacked by his own tiger and suffered devastating injuries.

• Debbie Downer : [after being hugged by "Pluto"]  Oh, hey. Hey, Pluto, hi. Boy, it must be fun to work here. Although the biggest drawback to working in a theme park is that you must live under constant fear of deadly terrorist attacks.

  Fred Armisen : [depressed, the Pluto character walks off]  Pluto! Pluto, wait, where are you going?

  Debbie Downer : With that costume on, he's probably in the early stages of heat stroke.

• Jimmy Fallon : [ordering breakfast at Disney World]  I love me some Steak and eggs!

  [giggles] 

  Debbie Downer : Ever since they found mad cow disease in the US, I'm not taking any chances.

  [a beat] 

  Debbie Downer : It can live in your body for years before it ravages your brain.

• Debbie Downer : [Debbie Downer is at Disney World]  Wow you guys, Disney World really is fun. Makes me feel like a kid again. I mean the time before my two-year stint at Children's.

• Debbie Downer : They never did catch that Anthrax guy...

• Lindsay Lohan : You know what, Debbie? You are totally ruining my trip to Disney World! I didn't say a word during "It's a Small World" when you talked about low birth weight or during the fireworks when you went on and on about Feline AIDS...

  Debbie Downer : It's the number one killer of domestic cats

  Lindsay Lohan : [frustrated, Lindsay leaves]  I can't take it!

  Debbie Downer : So after this we hit the park, guys?

  Jimmy Fallon : [talks with this mouth full]  Yeah.

  Debbie Downer : Slather up the sunscreen. I had a mole looked at recently and doctor told me that due to the extend of its irregular borders, I'm flirting with the melanoma.

  [everyone else at the table gets up to leave] 

  Debbie Downer : You guys go ahead, I'll meet you at my favorite ride; The Hall of Presidents.