Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Lindsay Lohan/Usher (2004)

Jimmy Fallon: Various, Weekend Update Anchor, George Weasley

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Quotes 

• Jimmy Fallon : [ordering breakfast at Disney World]  I love me some Steak and eggs!

  [giggles] 

  Debbie Downer : Ever since they found mad cow disease in the US, I'm not taking any chances.

  [a beat] 

  Debbie Downer : It can live in your body for years before it ravages your brain.

• Jimmy Fallon : Experts said Monday that doctors are seeing an alarming rise in drug-resistant cases of gonorrhea.

  [turns to other camera, smirks evily] 

  Jimmy Fallon : Again, you're welcome.

• Lindsay Lohan : You know what, Debbie? You are totally ruining my trip to Disney World! I didn't say a word during "It's a Small World" when you talked about low birth weight or during the fireworks when you went on and on about Feline AIDS...

  Debbie Downer : It's the number one killer of domestic cats

  Lindsay Lohan : [frustrated, Lindsay leaves]  I can't take it!

  Debbie Downer : So after this we hit the park, guys?

  Jimmy Fallon : [talks with this mouth full]  Yeah.

  Debbie Downer : Slather up the sunscreen. I had a mole looked at recently and doctor told me that due to the extend of its irregular borders, I'm flirting with the melanoma.

  [everyone else at the table gets up to leave] 

  Debbie Downer : You guys go ahead, I'll meet you at my favorite ride; The Hall of Presidents.