Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Lindsay Lohan/Usher (2004)

Lindsay Lohan: Self - Host, Hermione Granger

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• Lindsay Lohan : [during a visit to Disney World]  This is my dream come true! I mean, I'm totally serious. Tigger hugged me at the door and almost thought I was gonna cry!

  Debbie Downer : I guess Roy's isn't doing as well as they first thought.

  Amy Poehler : What? Who's Roy?

  Debbie Downer : Roy of Siegfried and Roy. He was attacked by his own tiger and suffered devastating injuries.

• Lindsay Lohan : You know what, Debbie? You are totally ruining my trip to Disney World! I didn't say a word during "It's a Small World" when you talked about low birth weight or during the fireworks when you went on and on about Feline AIDS...

  Debbie Downer : It's the number one killer of domestic cats

  Lindsay Lohan : [frustrated, Lindsay leaves]  I can't take it!

  Debbie Downer : So after this we hit the park, guys?

  Jimmy Fallon : [talks with this mouth full]  Yeah.

  Debbie Downer : Slather up the sunscreen. I had a mole looked at recently and doctor told me that due to the extend of its irregular borders, I'm flirting with the melanoma.

  [everyone else at the table gets up to leave] 

  Debbie Downer : You guys go ahead, I'll meet you at my favorite ride; The Hall of Presidents.