Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Lindsay Lohan/Usher (2004)

Amy Poehler: Various, Avril Lavigne, Kaitlin

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• Lindsay Lohan : [during a visit to Disney World]  This is my dream come true! I mean, I'm totally serious. Tigger hugged me at the door and almost thought I was gonna cry!

  Debbie Downer : I guess Roy's isn't doing as well as they first thought.

  Amy Poehler : What? Who's Roy?

  Debbie Downer : Roy of Siegfried and Roy. He was attacked by his own tiger and suffered devastating injuries.

• Caitlin : One time... listen to this! One time, on my birthday, I was at Wendy's and I was eating and I choked on a pickle and my whole life flashed before my eyes and I was like: "I've never been to Disneyland! Not yet, Jesus." and then I came to and I barved all over the Wendy's and they came out and the owner/manager gave me a coupon for one free hamburger a year for life! Isn't that right, Rick? Rick, Rick, Riiiiiick!