SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

No Weenies Allowed/Squilliam Returns (2002)

Tom Wilson: Reg, Customer #1, Tough Fish

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• Reg : This place is too tough for you.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Too tough for me? That's downright ridiculous. I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes.

  Reg : Listen, kid. I think you'd be more comfortable over at THAT place.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Weenie Hut Juniors? Are you saying I belong at Weenie Hut Juniors?

  Reg : Uh, no, sorry. I was actually pointing to the place next to it.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : SUPER Weenie Hut Juniors?

  Reg : Yeah! Unless you think you're tough enough to fight me.

  [as SpongeBob inhales, it cuts to him having a soda at Weenie Hut Juniors] 

• Reg : Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?

  Tough Fish : How tough am I? I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning.

  Reg : Yeah, so?

  Tough Fish : Without any milk.

  Reg : Uh, right this way. Sorry to keep you waiting.

• Tough Fish : Hey, I was in front of you.

  Big Crab : No, you weren't.

  Tough Fish : You callin' me a liar?

  Big Crab : I ain't callin' ya for dinner!

• Customer #1 : Couldn't get in, eh? What you need is a tough hairdo. No one gets into the double-S without a tough hairdo.

  Customer #2 : I have to disagree. I saw a guy go in, and he was bald.

  Customer #1 : I saw that guy. He wasn't bald, he had a shaved head. Shaved. That's a hairdo. Hey, where'd he go?

  Robot : I believe he said something about going to the wig store.

  Customer #1 : Ha ha! Check and mate.