SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
No Weenies Allowed/Squilliam Returns (2002)
Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles, Doc, Daddy, Big Fish
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Quotes
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Squidward Tentacles : [thinking] Lie... lie... lying always makes it worse...
[Speaking]
Squidward Tentacles : I own a five-star restaurant!
Squilliam Fancyson : Squidward! I had no idea you were such a success.
Squidward Tentacles : That's right!
Squilliam Fancyson : And I would be honored if you would allow me to come to *your* restaurant... tonight!
Squidward Tentacles : [his nose shrivels in shock] T-t-t-t-tonight?
Squilliam Fancyson : In fact, we'll all come! My treat!
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Squidward Tentacles : Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?
Patrick Star : You mean like a weenie? Okay!
[Patrick's eyes big and he talks in a goofy voice]
Patrick Star : May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir? May I...
Squidward Tentacles : All right, I've heard enough. You got the job.
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Squidward Tentacles : Mr. Krabs, you gotta take 'em out of the...
[gasps]
Squidward Tentacles : Holy fish paste, what is that?
[sees a disgusting pile of goop]
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : That's the appetizer.
Squidward Tentacles : But I thought you said you were the head chef on the S.S. Gourmet.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Did I say that? No. I cleaned the bathrooms on the Gourmet. I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.
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Squilliam Fancyson : On your lunch break, eh Squidie?
Squidward : Uhh... duh... I... um... hey, whatcha been up to?
Squilliam Fancyson : Oh, just exceeding in everything *you* failed in.
Squidward : You are no great gib, Squilliam Fancyson. Anyone could be a bigshot in a hicktown like Bikini Bottom.
Squilliam Fancyson : Oh, yeah? Well let's hear what you've accomplished since high school.
Squidward : Don't be intimidated, Squidward. Just picture him in his underwear... Oh, no, he's hot!
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Squidward Tentacles : I thought you said you were the head chef of the S.S. Gourmet.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Did I say that? No. I cleaned the floors at the Gourmet. I was head chef of the S.S. Diarrhea.
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [sarcastically] Oh, boo hoo. Let me play you a sad song on the world's smallest violin.
[He mimes rubbing violin strings]
Squidward Tentacles : This is serious!
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : I know. This really is the world's smallest violin.
[Close up on his claw to reveal a miniature violin]
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : See?
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Squidward Tentacles : Alright, listen up. Men, Squilliam Fancyson will be here in twenty minutes. Therefore, we need to turn the Krusty Krab into a fancy restaurant as soon as possible.
[Patrick appears with an army hat]
Squidward Tentacles : Patrick, what are you doing here?
Patrick Star : I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life, sir!
Squidward Tentacles : The Corps? What the... Pat, this isn't the... oh!
