SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

No Weenies Allowed/Squilliam Returns (2002)

Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star, Spitoon Server, Big Crab

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Quotes 

• Squidward Tentacles : Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?

  Patrick Star : You mean like a weenie? Okay!

  [Patrick's eyes big and he talks in a goofy voice] 

  Patrick Star : May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir? May I...

  Squidward Tentacles : All right, I've heard enough. You got the job.

• Tough Fish : Hey, I was in front of you.

  Big Crab : No, you weren't.

  Tough Fish : You callin' me a liar?

  Big Crab : I ain't callin' ya for dinner!

• SpongeBob SquarePants : I don't care if you're the demon seed of Davy Jones! You're goin' down, Tubby!

  Patrick Star : Tubby?

  [Patrick's sadness is quickly replaced by fury and he snarls with rage] 

  Patrick Star : Grr! Nobody calls me Tubby!

  [punches SpongeBob in the eye, leaving a black mark] 

• Squidward Tentacles : Alright, listen up. Men, Squilliam Fancyson will be here in twenty minutes. Therefore, we need to turn the Krusty Krab into a fancy restaurant as soon as possible.

  [Patrick appears with an army hat] 

  Squidward Tentacles : Patrick, what are you doing here?

  Patrick Star : I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life, sir!

  Squidward Tentacles : The Corps? What the... Pat, this isn't the... oh!