SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

No Weenies Allowed/Squilliam Returns (2002)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Narrator, Line Fish #1

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Quotes 

• [inside SpongeBob's mind.] 

  SpongeBob Boss : Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?

  SpongeBob Worker : You don't pay me. You don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.

  SpongeBob Boss : One more crack like that and you're outta here!

  SpongeBob Worker : NO, PLEASE! I HAVE THREE KIDS!

• Reg : This place is too tough for you.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Too tough for me? That's downright ridiculous. I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes.

  Reg : Listen, kid. I think you'd be more comfortable over at THAT place.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Weenie Hut Juniors? Are you saying I belong at Weenie Hut Juniors?

  Reg : Uh, no, sorry. I was actually pointing to the place next to it.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : SUPER Weenie Hut Juniors?

  Reg : Yeah! Unless you think you're tough enough to fight me.

  [as SpongeBob inhales, it cuts to him having a soda at Weenie Hut Juniors] 

• Dr. Fish : What happened?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I tripped on an ice cube and got covered in boo-boos.

  Dr. Fish : Boo-boos, eh? I think you need that hospital over there.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Weenie Hut General?

• [Sandy and SpongeBob are doing karate at the beach] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : HI-YAH!... Sandy?

  Sandy Cheeks : Oh, I'm Sandy all right. I'm very Sandy. HI-YAH!

  [Comes up from under the sand and launches SpongeBob into the air] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [as he flies through the air]  Oh, I get it. She's Sandy. That's her name, and she's also covered in, yes...

• SpongeBob SquarePants : I don't care if you're the demon seed of Davy Jones! You're goin' down, Tubby!

  Patrick Star : Tubby?

  [Patrick's sadness is quickly replaced by fury and he snarls with rage] 

  Patrick Star : Grr! Nobody calls me Tubby!

  [punches SpongeBob in the eye, leaving a black mark] 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [after being knocked into a picnic]  I may be down, but I'm not out!

  [finds out his bare feet are in potato salad] 

  Salad Fish : [angrily]  Way to go, buddy. It took us three days to make that potato salad.

  [SpongeBob leaps out] 

  Salad Fish : Three days!