SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series) No Weenies Allowed/Squilliam Returns (2002) User Reviews

One of the best episodes

[seniorita123 · 10/10 · 23 December 2007]

In 'No Weenies Allowed' Spongebob and Sandy want to get into the Salty Spitoon(the toughest hangout in Bikini Bottom). Sandy is allowed in after proving herself as tough but Spongebob has a bit of difficulty and is called a weenie. In 'Squilliam Returns' Squidward's rich and successful rival from High School shows up once again to try and embarrass him. Squidward lies and claims to now own a fancy 5 star restaurant and is then forced to class up the Krusty Krab as well as recruit Spongebob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs as employees.

This episode was hilarious and creative with many classic moments. The funniest moments in 'No Weenies Allowed' for me were every time Spongebob was sent to Weenie Hut Jrs., Spongebob attempting to prove he's not a weenie by trying to open a bottle of ketchup(and failing), and Spongebob 'beating up' Patrick. 'Squilliam Returns' was a great follow up to 'Band Geeks' in which Squidward successfully showed up Squilliam. It had hilarious moments as well including Spongebob clearing his mind in order to be a fancy waiter and Mr. Krabs horrible cooking skills.

All in all, a classic episode.

No Weenies Allowed / Squilliam Returns

[iratecartoons · 9/10 · 14 April 2021]

No Weenies Allowed - 10/10 Squilliam Returns - 8/10

9/10 overall.

Are you a weenie, or do you MAKE weenies?

[coolsshofficial · 7/10 · 17 January 2022]

No Weenies Allowed - Ah, this one's an old favorite of mine. SpongeBob tries to get into the Salty Spittoon, which I assume is a fight club, but Reg says that he can't go in because he's not tough enough. Hilarious antics ensue. Whether it be SpongeBob going to "WEENIE HUT JUNIOR'S?!" as a means to recoup, or Patrick beating himself up - literally! - to get SpongeBob in only for SpongeBob to slip on an ice cube, this one is a constant joy and I always find myself quoting it. (9/10)

Squilliam Returns - Oh, boy... This one hurts. The setup is fantastic. The gags, the scenery, the fact that Squidward is showing Squilliam who's boss, it's all great! So why the low rating? Simple. THE ENDING. I always tune in to this episode, yet often finding myself tabbing away once Squilliam asks SpongeBob for his name, leading to everything crashing down. Maybe he is trying to impress someone by lying to him, but it almost worked! It takes an interesting "what if" scenario and turns it into another gut punch to someone who's constantly getting gut punched. Not necessary, writers. (5/10)

Overall - While the ending of Squilliam Returns does bring this down a bit for me, I still think these two are a fine pair on their own. No Weenies Allowed in particular is one of my favorites of Season 3.

Score: 9 + 5 = 14/20 -> 7/10; Would recommend.