Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)

The Bigger They Are, the Harder They Fall (1995)

Bobcat Goldthwait: Mr. Floppy

Quotes 

• Jack Malloy : So, what do you wanna do tonight?

  Mr. Floppy : I wanna go out with Cindy Crawford. I wanna surf the Great Barrier Reef. I wanna see Paree at sunset. I'd like to kill Madonna and blame it on Sandra Bernhard...

  [nods to himself as Jack thinks this over] 

  Mr. Floppy : but... somehow I feel we're gonna sit here and order pizza, and listen to you complain about that shrew of an ex-wife.

• Jennie Malloy : [entering Jack's apartment, bearing down on him malevolently]  You cheap festering sore of a man! I should kill you where you stand!

  [seizes Mr. Floppy, throttles him, viciously tossing the hapless toy back on the couch] 

  Jennie Malloy : I should strangle you dead!

  Jack Malloy : What? What did I do?

  Jennie Malloy : [snarling]  I went to hock my engagement ring. The diamond is a fake!

  Mr. Floppy : [mistreated, hanging upside down from couch, coming to, looking at Jack knowingly]  Oooooh.

  [passes out]