Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
The Bigger They Are, the Harder They Fall (1995)
Kevin Connolly: Ryan Malloy
Quotes
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Tiffany Malloy : [opening front door, stilted tone] Ah, the man who didn't want kids.
Jack Malloy : [coming inside, closing door] So, your Mom told you about that, huh? Did she also tell you that she didn't want them either?
Tiffany Malloy : Ah, she said you'd say that.
Jack Malloy : Mm. What else did she say?
Tiffany Malloy : Oh, not much. But I guess that instead of naming me Tiffany, it should have been Zales. Don't take this wrong, I love you and everything, but I would never settle for anyone like you.
[shaking her head]
Jack Malloy : You know, that would be a sweet Father's Day card.
Tiffany Malloy : Daddy, you love me! You wouldn't want me stuck with someone like you.
[smirks]
Tiffany Malloy : I don't even want a college boy or even a med student.
[confidentially:]
Tiffany Malloy : Too chancy. What if he were to kill someone in the operating table, who's the big loser there? Me!
[sighs]
Jack Malloy : You know, you're going to make quite the little catch.
Tiffany Malloy : Yeah,
[flittering with her hair]
Tiffany Malloy : I know, aren't I?
[adding coldly:]
Tiffany Malloy : By the way, what are you doing here?
Jack Malloy : Came to see the kids.
Tiffany Malloy : [untouched] Oh, cool.
Jack Malloy : So, how are you?
Tiffany Malloy : Fine. And you?
Jack Malloy : Fine.
Tiffany Malloy : Good.
[puffs her cheeks in exasperation]
Tiffany Malloy : Ryan, your turn!
[leaves]
Ryan Malloy : [putting on a smile] Hi, Dad!
Jack Malloy : Hi, how are you?
Ryan Malloy : Fine. Ross, your turn!