Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)

The Great Depression (1995)

Nikki Cox: Tiffany Malloy

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Quotes 

• Jennie Malloy : [proud]  Well, I guess they chose the youngest mother to chaperone the dance.

  Tiffany Malloy : If they did, it would have been Cindy, the cheerleader. Aw, she really meant it when she cheered "Johnny, Johnny, he's our man, if he can't do it, Bobby can!" Or Bill. Or Ted. Or Coach. Yup, our school's not having a blood drive this year, we're having a blood test.

  Jennie Malloy : [sad memories brought back]  Oh, that poor girl. The tragedy of a wasted youth.

  [brightening up] 

  Jennie Malloy : So, how do you like my dress?

• Jennie Malloy : Well, by the way, honey, aren't you in charge of the dance? Shouldn't you be running around making paper flowers, baking cookies, blowing up balloons, something?

  Tiffany Malloy : I'll hire peons to worry about that. I invested our dance money into some blue-chip war-oriented stocks. I mean, there's so much death and destruction in the world, it really makes you think... There's a buck to be made! Let's party!

• [first lines] 

  Jennie Malloy : [stands admiring dress as Tiffany comes home]  Oh, honey, I have the best news. Guess what this dress is for?

  Tiffany Malloy : A funeral?

  Jennie Malloy : No! I'm gonna chaperone your spring dance.

  Tiffany Malloy : Oh! So it's for my funeral then.