The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)

Autumn (1999)

Clive Mantle: Simon Horton

Quotes 

• Simon : Why don't we just say that that was the autumn that was and let's just see what winter brings.

  Reverend Geraldine Granger : Yeah. Either that or "get out of my house you treacherous gigantic elongated bastard". Ah, but no. Probably the autumny-wintry metaphor is much nicer. Much nicer for you.

• Geraldine : Fancy some ice cream?

  Simon : Yes please.

  Geraldine : What flavour?

  Simon : What have you got?

  Geraldine : You don't want to ask that question.

  Simon : Why?

  Geraldine : Cos I just got myself a brand new freezer.

  [Indicates a commercial sized display freezer stocked full of tubs of ice cream] 

  Geraldine : Yum yum yum!