The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)

The Crown Jewel Caper (1972)

Lennie Weinrib: Stanley Chan

Quotes 

• Stanley Chan : We better get right over to the park and stop him.

  Henry Chan : Hold it. I'm sure Pop knows all about Buckley. If we all go rushing over there, we'll just foul things up.

  [Henry winks] 

  Henry Chan : Right, Stanley?

  Stanley Chan : Huh? Oh, yeah, sure. The best thing for all of us to do is just wait here until Pop gets back.

  Alan Chan : If that's what you and Henry want, that's what we'll do. Right, gang?

  Everyone : [while crossing their fingers behind their backs]  Right!

• Stanley Chan : Wham Bam, we're in a jam!

• Stanley Chan : [about the crook]  He went into the museum.

  Henry Chan : We have to keep that crook in there until Pop gets here.

  Flip Chan : Let me through. This is a job for a Chan man.

  Scooter Chan : Right. Then what are we waiting for? Let's surround him.

  Mimi Chan : Hold it!

  [restrains Scooter] 

  Mimi Chan : You're too young for this caper. You're only six.

  Scooter Chan : What do you mean? How old do you have to be?

  Mimi Chan : Seven.

• [Henry and Stanley overhear a suspicious man's phone conversation] 

  Stanley Chan : Do you think...

  Henry Chan : Don't be ridiculous. No one could get near those diamonds.

  Stanley Chan : Unless he wants to end up as a french fried crook.

  [Stanley laughs] 

  Stanley Chan : You get it, Henry?

  Henry Chan : I get it, but I don't think I want it.

• Stanley Chan : But how can you know where the jewels are, Pop? There were absolutely no clues.

  Charlie Chan : Very true, but sometimes no clues are biggest clue of all.

• [Except for Mimi and Scooter, the Chan children all get caught in each other's traps] 

  Stanley Chan : [to Mimi and Scooter]  Hey, don't just stand there! Do something!

  Henry Chan : Yeah, get us down!

  Flip Chan : Get us up!

  Alan Chan : Get us out!

• Stanley Chan : I'll get the door, Pop.

  [Stanley, disguised as a Frankenstein butler, answers the door] 

  Stanley Chan : [with a spooky voice]  Come in, won't you?

  Lord Buckley : Is your father at home, Stanley?

  Stanley Chan : [with his normal voice]  Don't say it, Pop.

• Nancy Chan : Wait a minute. Where's Chu-Chu?

  Henry Chan : Oh, no. Not lost again.

  Charlie Chan : You like to be detectives? So think. Where would the dog go?

  [the Chan family hears a loud crash, then find Chu-Chu about to feast on some knocked-over dinosaur bones] 

  Stanley Chan : Wham Bam, we're in a jam.

  Charlie Chan : Aiya! It appears our job at the museum isn't over.