The Flintstones (TV Series)

The Flintstone Flyer (1960)

Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble

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Quotes 

• Fred Flintstone : [trying to fool their wives it wasn't them in the bowling alley]  Read me another bedtime story, would you, Barney pal?

  Barney Rubble : Sure, which one? "Uncle Wiggly" or "I Was a Teenage Brontosaurus"?

• Wilma Flintstone : [after the wives realize the guys' deception]  State of shock, huh?

  Fred Flintstone : Wilma, no, no, not in the head!

  [gets clobbered] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Try that while you're "poor, sick" at home!

  Betty Rubble : [mumbles something hard to understand, but definitely angry] 

  Barney Rubble : Betty, Betty, not with the bowling ball!

  [gets clobbered] 

• Barney Rubble : [Fred just bowled a turn]  Do I see a split?

• Fred Flintstone : What are you supposed to be doing, besides annoying me on my day off?

  Barney Rubble : Practicing golf. Watch this. Fore!

  [swings golf club] 

  Fred Flintstone : One more ''fore'' out of you and I'll give you what for.

• [Fred and Barney have tried to escape from their wives in their flyer] 

  Barney Rubble : But Fred, my legs are getting tired.

  Fred Flintstone : Are your legs tired or are you tired of living? Keep pumping!

  Barney Rubble : I'm too pooped to pump.

• Wilma Flintstone : [to Betty, after seeing Fred in bed supposedly sick]  So help me, I'll never mistrust Fred again.

  Betty Rubble : You're right, Wilma. They're two of the good ones.

  [Fred opens one eye] 

  Betty Rubble : Let's face it, we're a couple of shrews.

  Barney Rubble : [to the women, wearing a fake mustache and feigning a German accent]  Yeah, that's for sure! Let that be a lesson: never doubt your husbands, or they may take a powder! Get it?

  [Fred reacts in shock, as do the wives] 

  Wilma Flintstone , Betty Rubble : It WAS them!

  Fred Flintstone : [glowering at Barney]  You dope!