The Flintstones (TV Series)
The Flintstone Flyer (1960)
Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone
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Quotes
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Fred Flintstone : [trying to fool their wives it wasn't them in the bowling alley] Read me another bedtime story, would you, Barney pal?
Barney Rubble : Sure, which one? "Uncle Wiggly" or "I Was a Teenage Brontosaurus"?
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Fred Flintstone : 2,500 people in Bedrock, and I had to pick this pebblebrain for a neighbor.
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Wilma Flintstone : [after the wives realize the guys' deception] State of shock, huh?
Fred Flintstone : Wilma, no, no, not in the head!
[gets clobbered]
Wilma Flintstone : Try that while you're "poor, sick" at home!
Betty Rubble : [mumbles something hard to understand, but definitely angry]
Barney Rubble : Betty, Betty, not with the bowling ball!
[gets clobbered]
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[the paperboy throws the newspaper, which is a stone slab, at Fred, knocking him down]
Wilma Flintstone : Did you get your paper, dear?
Fred Flintstone : [straining] Yeah, and I'm lucky it only comes once a week.
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Fred Flintstone : What are you supposed to be doing, besides annoying me on my day off?
Barney Rubble : Practicing golf. Watch this. Fore!
[swings golf club]
Fred Flintstone : One more ''fore'' out of you and I'll give you what for.
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[Fred and Barney have tried to escape from their wives in their flyer]
Barney Rubble : But Fred, my legs are getting tired.
Fred Flintstone : Are your legs tired or are you tired of living? Keep pumping!
Barney Rubble : I'm too pooped to pump.
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Wilma Flintstone : [to Betty, after seeing Fred in bed supposedly sick] So help me, I'll never mistrust Fred again.
Betty Rubble : You're right, Wilma. They're two of the good ones.
[Fred opens one eye]
Betty Rubble : Let's face it, we're a couple of shrews.
Barney Rubble : [to the women, wearing a fake mustache and feigning a German accent] Yeah, that's for sure! Let that be a lesson: never doubt your husbands, or they may take a powder! Get it?
[Fred reacts in shock, as do the wives]
Wilma Flintstone , Betty Rubble : It WAS them!
Fred Flintstone : [glowering at Barney] You dope!