Home Improvement (TV Series)

Groin Pains (1992)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

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• Tim : There's two different types of pain. Pain and man pain.

  Mark : What's man pain?

  Tim : Man pain is when you do something stupid.

• Mark : What happened?

  Tim : I pulled my groin.

  Mark : What's that?

  Tim : My very favorite muscle.

• Tim : You know, Jill and I have been married for 13 years...

  Wilson Wilson, Jr. : 14.

  Tim : 14 years now. I still try to show off for her now and then.

• Tim : What are you doing with the trunk?

  Jill Taylor : Putting books in it.

  Tim : This thing's going to weigh a ton. I've got 2 boxes in the garage for this.

  Jill Taylor : Well that's silly. Just use this and you don't have to make two trips.

  Tim : Right. I'll be making two trips anyway. One to the garage and one to the hospital.

• Jill Taylor : You used to bench press your body weight in college. You're heavier now, should be able to lift more.

  Tim : If that were true, you'd be able to lift the whole...

  Jill Taylor : The whole what?

  Tim : The whole wheat bread over there.