Home Improvement (TV Series)

Groin Pains (1992)

Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor

Quotes 

• Tim : What are you doing with the trunk?

  Jill Taylor : Putting books in it.

  Tim : This thing's going to weigh a ton. I've got 2 boxes in the garage for this.

  Jill Taylor : Well that's silly. Just use this and you don't have to make two trips.

  Tim : Right. I'll be making two trips anyway. One to the garage and one to the hospital.

• Jill Taylor : You used to bench press your body weight in college. You're heavier now, should be able to lift more.

  Tim : If that were true, you'd be able to lift the whole...

  Jill Taylor : The whole what?

  Tim : The whole wheat bread over there.